ONE-LINERS
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5 out of 4 people

I'm back...

I like Mornings...

It's all About Me.

I'm not opinionated...

Fractions speak louder...

This must be heaven...

I used to be indecisive...

overworked and underlaid

Did I say you could...

Ever stop to think

Work is the curse...

Warning! Do not read this shirt!

Prooof Reader

I'm multi talented

I Love My Attitude Problem!

Sex is like Air...

He who hesitates is...um...

Your lips keep moving...

You laugh because...

My Imaginary Friend...

Buy Me a Shot

This T-shirt...your bedroom floor

In Dog We Trust

DILLIGAF

I dyslexia love

WSOH - Weird Sense of ...

My anger management class...

4 out of 5 voices...

No Complaints (only moans)

I only sleep with the best

Super Star in the Making

I am not a morning person

GSOH - Good Sense of Humour

Each it And I

I Love Big Clocks

Born to Sleep in

Keep Staring - I might do a trick

I gave up drinking, smoking...

Easily Distracted

Weapon of Mass Destruction

Dyslexics Untie!

Once a King always a King...

Innocent Bystander

Don't Eat Yellow Snow

Marks out of 10?

Laughing on the Inside

I just look like him

I Majored in Vacation

I am a Professional...

Where the FCUK is Amarillo

Jesus is Coming...

I lost my virginity...

I'm only visiting this planet

Publik Skoolin...

If an artist...then I'm a sexist

Not the brightest crayon...

I can only please one person...

There's a Party in my Pants...

Wanted - Meaningful ...

Why does the nutter...

Asylum Seeker

665 - I live next to the devil

100,000 Sperm ...