ONE-LINERS
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5 out of 4 people
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I'm back...
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I like Mornings...
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It's all About Me.
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I'm not opinionated...
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Fractions speak louder...
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This must be heaven...
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I used to be indecisive...
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overworked and underlaid
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Did I say you could...
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Ever stop to think
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Work is the curse...
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Warning! Do not read this shirt!
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Prooof Reader
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I'm multi talented
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I Love My Attitude Problem!
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Sex is like Air...
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He who hesitates is...um...
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Your lips keep moving...
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You laugh because...
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My Imaginary Friend...
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Buy Me a Shot
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This T-shirt...your bedroom floor
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In Dog We Trust
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DILLIGAF

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I dyslexia love
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WSOH - Weird Sense of ...
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My anger management class...
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4 out of 5 voices...
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No Complaints (only moans)
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I only sleep with the best
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Super Star in the Making
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I am not a morning person
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GSOH - Good Sense of Humour
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Each it And I
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I Love Big Clocks
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Born to Sleep in
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Keep Staring - I might do a trick
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I gave up drinking, smoking...
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Easily Distracted
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Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Dyslexics Untie!
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Once a King always a King...
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Innocent Bystander
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Don't Eat Yellow Snow
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Marks out of 10?
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Laughing on the Inside
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I just look like him
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I Majored in Vacation
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I am a Professional...
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Where the FCUK is Amarillo
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Jesus is Coming...
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I lost my virginity...
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I'm only visiting this planet
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Publik Skoolin...
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If an artist...then I'm a sexist
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Not the brightest crayon...
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I can only please one person...
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There's a Party in my Pants...
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Wanted - Meaningful ...
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Why does the nutter...
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Asylum Seeker
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665 - I live next to the devil
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100,000 Sperm ...