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Fractions speak louder...

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This must be heaven...

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I used to be indecisive...

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overworked and underlaid

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Did I say you could...

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Ever stop to think

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Work is the curse...

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Warning! Do not read this shirt!

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Prooof Reader

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I'm multi talented

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I Love My Attitude Problem!

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Sex is like Air...

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He who hesitates is...um...

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Your lips keep moving...

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You laugh because...

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My Imaginary Friend...

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Buy Me a Shot

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This T-shirt...your bedroom floor

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In Dog We Trust

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DILLIGAF

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I dyslexia love

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WSOH - Weird Sense of ...

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My anger management class...

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4 out of 5 voices...

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No Complaints (only moans)

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I only sleep with the best

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Super Star in the Making

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I am not a morning person

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GSOH - Good Sense of Humour

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Each it And I

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I Love Big Clocks

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Born to Sleep in

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Keep Staring - I might do a trick

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I gave up drinking, smoking...

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Easily Distracted

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Weapon of Mass Destruction

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Dyslexics Untie!

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Once a King always a King...

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Innocent Bystander

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Don't Eat Yellow Snow

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Marks out of 10?

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Laughing on the Inside

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I just look like him

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I Majored in Vacation

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I am a Professional...

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Where the FCUK is Amarillo

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Jesus is Coming...

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I lost my virginity...

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I'm only visiting this planet

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Publik Skoolin...

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If an artist...then I'm a sexist

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Not the brightest crayon...

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I can only please one person...

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There's a Party in my Pants...

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Wanted - Meaningful ...

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Why does the nutter...

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Asylum Seeker

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665 - I live next to the devil

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100,000 Sperm ...

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